LEGAL NOTICE
THIS IS A PARODY
SATELLITE.
Cockroach Janta Party is an unverified, unregistered, and entirely sarcastic internet movement. We do not claim to contest actual elections.
Who We Are
We are the chronically online youth of India. Frustrated by unemployment, toxic hustle culture, and political parties that treat us like pests. If they view us as pests, we will act like a swarm.
Why This Exists
Satire is the only weapon the establishment truly fears. We created this space to channel aggression into art, memes, and undeniable digital infrastructure protesting the state of affairs.